i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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