I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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