THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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