So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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