do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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