we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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