More tranny stories later!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
