Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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