And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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