brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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