Umm I'm too high to move.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
