We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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