saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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