I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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