let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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