I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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