i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
