Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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