I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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