And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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