people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You're like the curious george of whores
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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