Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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