yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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