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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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