Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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