I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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