Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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