whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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