Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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