was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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