having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
ok first of all what the fuck
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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