i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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