I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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