After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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