she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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