Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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