Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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