id be glad to
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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