Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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