ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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