Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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