You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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