Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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