Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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