You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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