I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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