We should be called the Road Head Warriors
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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