I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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