the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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