fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
