pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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