I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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